I don’t know why Wheatley is always included on lists complaining about characters without a set human appearance being depicted as blonde skinny white dudes

other people like Cecil or that clock guy, totally understandable, but Wheatley is an ignorant and insensitive British-sounding dick who fucks everything up as soon as he’s put in a position of power

he is absolutely a white dude

i laughed harder than i should have.



Okay so I’m consoling myself with the idea that Wash and Carolina were holding back on their fighting to let the whole plan with Felix pan out. And Carolina being Carolina, she’s determined to be The Best at throwing the fight. So when Wash gets knocked down, she’s just like “wait hang on I can do better” and charges in to get thrown all the way across the platform.